Malmaison Sunday Brunch Menu

OK yes, this, much like it’s sister at the Hotel du Vin is actually a Sunday lunch by any other name, but given the comfy vibe, an all-you-can-eat meat table, some cracking cocktails, and you have something worth leaving the house on a hungover day for.

We’ve covered the Mal fairly extensively in the past few years – so swot up there and you’ll get a fair idea of what to expect. As with HdV, Malmaison is offering a good value menu with four courses for less than twenty quid. One of these is serve-yourself soup, mind, and there is a distinct push to upsell the very good, but nine quid Bloody Mary’s, which are carted around on a dedicated little trolley. Still, you could spend a fair whack in here on a regular night, so it is good value. Feast your eyes on this table and say you don’t want any of it:

malmaison brunch table (flickr)Obviously we were impressed by HdV’s version, and this is much of the same – visually impressive, but not filled with as many “I want to eat all of that” moments as it’s seafood sister. An infinite amount of ham, cheese, smoked salmon and bread still ticks the continental box, with the Mal spin on things being the chef whipping up some (good) design your own omelettes, eggs, waffles and things. Eggs are a lot more brunch-y than Oysters, no?

Mains are again very similar to HdV – check out the frying pan huevos rancheros below. It had been a heavy night out in Jesmond the night before, and this was an alcohol absorbing, sumptuous and comforting pile of salty meat and juice that beat any full English. A bit light on tomato/spicyness and heavy on black pudding, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

malmaison sunday brunch huevos rancheros

We also take on the roast beef. It’s a good one, with thin slices of pink as you like beef, a canny, enormous yorkshire pudding, and some cracking roast potatoes complement roast courgettes(?) and other veg. Come here hungry and just go mad on buffet table/roast dinner and you’ll get your moneys worth, which ever way you look at it.

malmaison sunday roast brunch (flickr)

We’ve had some canny desserts at the Mal previously, so we also took on desserts and the impending food coma that followed. The creme brûlée didn’t match up to the HdV version but was oozingly creamy all the same, and reassuringly dotted with vanilla beans. Seeing crepe suzette on the menu inspired thoughts of a retro flambé party-type affair at your table, but was just delivered plated up, and a bit light on sauce, which was a tad disappointing. We get massive pots of tea and coffee, which are an extra for £3 each – it’d be nice if they were included.

Either way, check out our take on HdV – choose your preference of venue – you are either a Malmaison lover or hater  – take the loosest smart pants you can get away with, and pig out and take your time over Sunday lunch in some comfort and style, and get your £ worth on that buffet table. This the probably the best “upmarket” hangover cure there is. Or you know, just take your family out for a posh lunch. Do yourself a favour and get down sharp-ish as of now (16/06), the brunch is buy-one-get-one-free with a deal in Appetite mag. Winner.

Contact: www.malmaison.com. Food hygiene: 5. Served Sunday 12-5.

The Malmaison Sunday brunch menu is £19.95 per person for four courses served after 12 on Sundays only. We were invited to try the menu by the hotel.

malmaison sunday brunch bloody mary (flickr)

malmaison brunch crepes suzette

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